Saturday, July 16, 2005
Mis-fortune
I wonder if it really means something if you get a fortune cookie that has spelling errors. Friday night my fortune said, "your life will be wonderf***" and that's it. Wonderful? Wonderfilled? Wonderfucked? The worst fortune I've ever received said "You lover Chinese food." Well duh. But wonderf***??? At least it didn't say "you will get hit by a car today." There....that's optimism!!
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Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
All the world's waiting for you,
and the power you possess.
In your satin tights,
Fighting for your rights
And the old Red, White and Blue.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
Now the world is ready for you,
and the wonders you can do.
Make a hawk a dove,
Stop a war with love,
Make a liar tell the truth.
Wonder Woman,
Get us out from under, Wonder Woman.
All our hopes are pinned on you.
And the magic that you do.
Stop a bullet cold,
Make the Axis fall,
Change their minds, and change the world.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
You're a wonder, Wonder Woman.
Oh my Friendly Bunny....is this a hint that you want to see my in my Wonder Woman outfit? I'll wear it in San Francisco, when we spend the night together...........ooh la la
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