How to trap a polar bear

How do you trap a polar bear?
Well, first you cut a hole in the ice and put peas all around the hole.
When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

Bad blogger! Bad, bad blogger!

I got chastised today by Dynanners who was bored with my blog because I hadn't posted anything in almost a week. What can I say, my life is just terribly boring.....Let's see, what's been going on in Rachel-Land. I tried a new church on Sunday. I'm considering becoming an Episcopalean. Services weren't bad, very formal but that doesn't bother me. Apparently the 9am service is better than the 11 (which is what I went to) so I'll give the other a try next week. I know several people that go to this particular church so that would make transitioning easier. We'll see..........I probably need to check out the local Presbyterian churches but I'm not sure any of them are progressive enough for me. I'm quite a liberal! No, really I am. :-) Oh, I remember what I did last weekend. On Friday night we had a surprise 30th birthday party for my friend Mandy (college buddy). Several folks from school were there and we had a nice little reunion. Good times. I love those sort of get togethers. Ok, that's really all I have to blog about. Like I said, my life is boring....

Appreciate your volunteers

Tonight we had a Volunteer Appreciation party for the Holocaust Rememberence Project. It was sweet. We drank a lot. I drank a lot. In fact I'm still drinking. Shots of Apple Pucker are a good thing.

so.......

these two antenna got married. the ceremony was ok but the reception was fabulous!!!!!!!! (thanks danny)

there are days that i want to pack up everything i own and move far far away where no one knows me and i don't have any history with anyone or anything.

i wonder if i can make xanax grow on trees?

Snow White & The 7 Mood Swings

I wish I were creative enough to have come up with this post title on my own but I didn't. I heard it on VH1 tonight and decided to steal it. I think this is my 100th post so Happy 100 to me!!! Woo hoo.

7 mood swings..........of course, me being the pleasant, loving, gentle soul that I am--I have no mood swings. I am PERFECT all the time. Yes, dammit, I said ALL the FREAKIN time.

If I had to name what triggers my 7 mood swings right now they would include:
7. Sleep deprived grouchiness
6. Frustration
5. Just-Ran-Over-A-Small-Child fantasy
4. Diet Coke withdrawal
3. Republicans (just being near them makes me morph)
2. Aspasia (my first cat)
1. Kitten, otherwise known as Thea.

Let me say a word about the cats.....they are making me nuts. All the do is fight, eat, poop, and repeat the cycle. I never knew two cats could eat that much (which of course explains the massive amounts of poop). It is quite disgusting. No, I won't provide any more details.

Heading down to Dallas on Thursday for a fundraiser on Friday night. It's also OU/Texas weekend which means the whole city is going to be filled with annoying football fans. Then, on Saturday I'm meeting up with friends in Dallas so we can play/party and then go see the musical "Wicked" on Sunday. Good times!