Ok, since Ellie asked, I'm going to tell...(and I don't think I know who Ellie is....reveal thyself).....
Milk trucks gross me out. Do you ever see those big, aluminum refrigerated trucks going down the highway? There's MILK sloshing around in there! Just the thought is revolting....I mean, it's milk just rolling around in that truck. I don't trust that those things are cleaned out and sterilized well. What, they drain out the milk, rinse with water & maybe bleach, and put more milk back in there?
Ok, I admit that I sometimes get obsessed with strange things, but when I see these damn milk trucks I get physically ill.
Here's my solution to the milk truck problem---keep the dairy cows next to the milk processing factory. Bottle the milk right there so it's fresh and THEN ship it across the country.
What if a milk truck has an accident and the milk spills (no crying). The milk is going to curdle and rot and then the area will smell like spoiled milk. Gross.
So, that's my deal on milk trucks. Just say no.
5 comments:
who says those things are refridgerated? how about all the time between when the cows are milked and it is even put on the truck. it's just sitting there in a big open vat.
two words: soy milk
I think I just threw up a little.
Thanks grand-little.
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “It's better than yours.” Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “It's better than yours.” Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
I know you want it, the thing that makes me… what the guys go crazy for. They lose their minds, the way I wind. I think it’s time.
La-la la la la, warm it up. La-la la la la, the boys are waiting.
La-la la la la, warm it up. La-la la la la, the boys are waiting.
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “It's better than yours.” Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “It's better than yours.” Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
I can see you’re on it. You want me to teach thee, techniques that freaks these boys. It can't be bought. Just know, thieves get caught. Watch if you’re smart.
La-la la la la, warm it up. La-la la la la, the boys are waiting.
La-la la la la, warm it up. La-la la la la, the boys are waiting.
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “It's better than yours.” Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “It's better than yours.” Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
Oh, once you get involved, everyone will look this way so, you must maintain your charm, same time maintain your halo. Just get the perfect blend, plus what you have within. Then next his eyes will squint, then he's picked up your scent.
La-la la la la, warm it up. La-la la la la, the boys are waiting.
La-la la la la, warm it up. La-la la la la, the boys are waiting.
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “It's better than yours.” Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “It's better than yours.” Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
bunny, i'm dying! the whole milk truck thing totally permiated my brain and i couldn't "shake" it. actually had to google remember what the right word was.
back to the milk truck: if it was cold and it spent all that time on the road, wouldn't it be churned to butter?
my motto: straight from the teet or not at all!
i can't get the little finger cymbals out of my head!
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